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6 Cozy Sweaters to Wear After a Half Baked Coup Attempt

Does your 'almost authoritarian' government got ya down? Are half plotted coup attempts causing chills through your body? Well, here are 6 sweaters to literally and metaphorically comfort you during the remainder of this chilly regime....

1. Hope Macaulay

Embrace your inner Caroline Calloway carefree spirit in one of Hope Macaulay's "colossal knits"

2. L.L. Bean

Hopefully this turtleneck provides sufficient lack of oxygen to the brain to help forget the trauma of the last 4 or so years

3. Everlane

Obviously everyone needs a good oversized sweater for overthrowing any patriarchies (LEGITIMATELY THO)

4. Free People

Again, you can never have enough oversized pullovers (or overthrow enough men)

5. Aritzia

Ahh, a classic 'cardi' to remind you of simpler times, filled with predictability

6. The Leave Me Alone Sweater

Finally! The sweater that really drives the point home of leaving you the fuck alone

In all seriousness, the events that occurred on Jan. 6, 2021 were a deliberate attack on democracy. Thousands of trump supporters stormed the U.S. Capitol in an attempt to stage a coup, and in a way, isn’t this exactly how we thought the trump administration would end? During a presidency based on an ethos of violence and division, a violent mob planning to attack congress members seems on par. Mentions on social media pointed to something happening that day, and soon after, reports of Capitol police declining help from both the National Guard and FBI were coming out. And while some GOP members attempted to blame antifa (with 0 evidence to support such claims), it’s clear that these terrorists were in fact trump supporters. And while he is only in office for less than week, the House has impeached trump for the 2nd time with plans to remove him from office so that he can never hold a political position again.

For a deeper dive into this madness, check out some of the articles below…

This Is a Coup (The Atlantic)

America’s military allies believe Trump deliberately attempted a coup (Business Insider)

Trump Attempted a Coup (The Guardian)

Yes, It Was a Coup Attempt (Politico)

Race double standard clear in rioters’ Capitol insurrection (AP News)

Years of white supremacy threats culminated in Capitol riots (AP News)

House impeaches Trump for Capitol riot in historic bipartisan rebuke (CBS News)